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Guess You's not da sort what likes to take orders....Who knows, maybe you's will last a few more minutes den we thoughts ya would.... Yeh... Right... We see 'bout dat..... |
So, you's made it this far here, eh? You's wanna take yer chances in da Country... Where crime is da Norm, and every corner you's turn.. Could be yer last? Well, das a good thing... We likes Fresh Fish... err.. um.. Meat. So, signs up wit yer credos, and make sure ya electronic type mail works, cuz da God Bird is gonna sends you's a bit of a "Special Delivery" to dat. Dis Delivery don't gonna be made in person, ya hear? It's whats special, ya hear... to make your account works.... |
If you's don' get dis Electronic Mail Delivery, hit up da Godbird |
HERE and he'll tink bout lookin into it. |
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