So you's think you's a hotshot, eh? I gots news for you, pal. You ain't seen nuttin' yet. I don't care who you's think you are, or where you's been... Ain't NO place in da world like this here Criminal Country. Crime is the norm here, ya got me? If you ain't done time, and ya ain't done crime, you ain't gonna last 2 days here. Hell, the way the Eagle soars, you ain't gonna last 2 minutes, ya hear? Every move could be your last, every corner turned could hold a surprise....What? You STILL wanna come in?? Man... Just don't come cryin to me sayin' I didn't warn you's. One piece of advice....

To BE the BEST, you gots to BEAT the rest!!!

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If we don't hear from ya's within thirty days, don't be surprised if the bossman puts a hit out on yer account. Click here to redeem yourself - but make sure you come bearing gifts to pay for your sins.